As Heidi Klum would say: “In fashion, one day you’re in. The next day you’re out.”
While we aren’t quite as cutthroat as the former Victoria’s Secret model, she does illustrate a fairly important point. Fashion has the attention span of a two-year-old. It's completely obsessed with Birkenstocks one minute and freaking out over how gross they are the next.
New York Fashion Week has come to a close. But now we get to dissect our favorite trends! Namely, '60s-inspired beauty (Jeremy Scott, we're looking at you). Sorry, skinnies, to the back of the closet you go.
Rosie Assoulin proves you won't have to worry about matching your tops to your bottoms come spring.
Out: skinny jeans
Well, there goes half our wardrobe.
In: blue and teal eyeshadow
Somewhere, lunch ladies and 80's gym teachers are rejoicing. Pink eye is for the doctor's office and purple is sooo 2013.
In: pussybow blouses
If by next spring we still don’t change the name of these pretty tops, we have failed mankind as a whole.
Out: Kanye West
Who randomly decides to stick a show smack in the middle of Fashion Week with minimal notice to editors and designers and then only show models in their underwear? Kanye mothereffin’ West, that’s who.
In: all the f*cking prints
Basically, you will look like your mother’s entire wardrobe from the '70s just made babies all over you.
Out: long stripes
In: bare shoulders
If shoulder baring is a thing, will shoulder shaming be a thing, too? What about shoulder envy?