What’s In And What’s Out According To New York Fashion Week (Photos)

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As Heidi Klum would say: “In fashion, one day you’re in. The next day you’re out.”

While we aren’t quite as cutthroat as the former Victoria’s Secret model, she does illustrate a fairly important point. Fashion has the attention span of a two-year-old. It's completely obsessed with Birkenstocks one minute and freaking out over how gross they are the next.

New York Fashion Week has come to a close. But now we get to dissect our favorite trends! Namely, '60s-inspired beauty (Jeremy Scott, we're looking at you). Sorry, skinnies, to the back of the closet you go.

In: overalls

Rosie Assoulin proves you won't have to worry about matching your tops to your bottoms come spring.

Out: skinny jeans

Well, there goes half our wardrobe.

In: blue and teal eyeshadow

Somewhere, lunch ladies and 80's gym teachers are rejoicing. Pink eye is for the doctor's office and purple is sooo 2013.

In: pussybow blouses

If by next spring we still don’t change the name of these pretty tops, we have failed mankind as a whole.

Out: Kanye West

Who randomly decides to stick a show smack in the middle of Fashion Week with minimal notice to editors and designers and then only show models in their underwear? Kanye mothereffin’ West, that’s who.

In: all the f*cking prints

Basically, you will look like your mother’s entire wardrobe from the '70s just made babies all over you.

Out: long stripes

In: bare shoulders

If shoulder baring is a thing, will shoulder shaming be a thing, too? What about shoulder envy?