As Heidi Klum would say: “In fashion, one day you’re in. The next day you’re out.”
While we aren’t quite as cutthroat as the former Victoria’s Secret model, she does illustrate a fairly important point. Fashion has the attention span of a two-year-old. It's completely obsessed with Birkenstocks one minute and freaking out over how gross they are the next.
New York Fashion Week has come to a close. But now we get to dissect our favorite trends! Namely, '60s-inspired beauty (Jeremy Scott, we're looking at you). Sorry, skinnies, to the back of the closet you go.
In: overalls
Rosie Assoulin proves you won't have to worry about matching your tops to your bottoms come spring.
Out: skinny jeans
Well, there goes half our wardrobe.
In: blue and teal eyeshadow
Somewhere, lunch ladies and 80's gym teachers are rejoicing. Pink eye is for the doctor's office and purple is sooo 2013.
In: pussybow blouses
If by next spring we still don’t change the name of these pretty tops, we have failed mankind as a whole.
Out: Kanye West
Who randomly decides to stick a show smack in the middle of Fashion Week with minimal notice to editors and designers and then only show models in their underwear? Kanye mothereffin’ West, that’s who.
In: all the f*cking prints
Basically, you will look like your mother’s entire wardrobe from the '70s just made babies all over you.
Out: long stripes
In: bare shoulders
If shoulder baring is a thing, will shoulder shaming be a thing, too? What about shoulder envy?
