I’ve had my fair share of gross dates.
One guy felt the need to blow his nose into one of those fancy dinner napkins and deposit the napkin back on the table.
Another felt the need to trash my bathroom every time he came by. I’m talking towels on the floor, mysterious stains in my tub and, of course, nothing was flushed.
Then, there was the guy who ate me out while on my period. Hope he flossed, at least.
It’s not just guys, either. Girls are just as nasty. Between leaving our dirty tampons on the floor and insisting on plucking dates' eyebrows, no one is safe from the wrath of the bad date.
The sink is there for a reason.
- Karen*, 28
This is how to ensure he will never sleep with you again.
- Jake*, 23
Just keep your mouth shut.
- Emily, 24
This one makes my head hurt.
- Kayla, 26
Do people not know how a bathroom works?
- Leo*, 26
One woman's "gross date" is another woman's "hubby material."
- Emily, 32
Keep your hands where I can see 'em.
- Hannah*, 23
No, you should wait until at least the third date to remove any body hair.
- Matt*, 27
*Some names have been changed to protect the identities of these love-scorned Millennials.