A new Tumblr called "Confused Cats Against Feminism" seems to be a response to the baffling #WomenAgainstFeminism hashtag, but it needs no real reason to exist.
Photos of cats holding signs that say exactly why they don't need feminism is truly what the Internet needed.
Among other reasons, cats don't need feminism because, instead, they require tuna, which has nothing to do with feminism.
They also don't need feminism because they are cats and they don't know what feminism is. One cat doesn't need feminism because he supports the oppression of all humans.
I think it's safe to say that we'd rather have a catriarchy, anyway.