No, I'm not joking.
Yes, you read that right.
Don't believe me? Just watch.
See what I mean?
Yesterday, thousands of people retweeted that same photo, all in the name of one verdict: Aikman and Jay Z are straight doppelgängers.
But wait, we haven't even to the most convincing and hilarious piece of evidence yet: the side-by-side photo. Don't even try to debate me on this subject after this.
I repeat: DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Now, just so we get our facts in order, here's a little background on that photo of Aikman.
The picture appears to have been taken during Sunday's broadcast of the NFC championship game on FOX.
Aikman is the lead analyst for FOX (he won a couple Super Bowl's, so he knows a thing or two), and he was providing commentary as the Atlanta Falcons beat the Green Bay Packers to punch a ticket to Super Bowl LI in Houston.
Now, I'd assume Jay Z would see this pictures today and start laughing, but he's probably already laughing to the bank since he just made a deal with Sprint for $200 million.
That brings me to this next point. Troy Aikman and Jay Z have been around for a long, long time. Like, so long that I just wrote the words Jay Z "made a deal with Sprint for $200 million."
How, one might ask, is this the first time we're just figuring out that they were separated at birth?
To be honest, I don't know. All I know is that I lied in the earlier paragraphs. The first side-by-side photo isn't the scariest piece of evidence.
Have fun sleeping tonight.