Mario Götze's Penis Is Really, Really Happy To See His Girlfriend
No, Mario Götze, the soccer player who scored Germany's winning goal for the World Cup yesterday, does not have a banana in his pocket.
He is just really, really, happy to be hanging out with his girlfriend, German model Ann-Kathrin Brommel Vida, on this boat.
This picture circulated the Internet last year, but now that Götze has become a mini celebrity, it's making rounds again.
I can't blame him for that raging boner; his girlfriend is very attractive.
Though, I would suggest wearing something a little less tight and revealing -- PSA: never, ever wear a Speedo -- if you know that you have a hot model of a girlfriend whose bikini color makes it look like she literally isn't wearing clothes.
h/t: Bullett Media