Mario Götze's Penis Is Really, Really Happy To See His Girlfriend

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No, Mario Götze, the soccer player who scored Germany's winning goal for the World Cup yesterday, does not have a banana in his pocket.

He is just really, really, happy to be hanging out with his girlfriend, German model Ann-Kathrin Brommel Vida, on this boat.

This picture circulated the Internet last year, but now that Götze has become a mini celebrity, it's making rounds again.

I can't blame him for that raging boner; his girlfriend is very attractive.

Though, I would suggest wearing something a little less tight and revealing -- PSA: never, ever wear a Speedo -- if you know that you have a hot model of a girlfriend whose bikini color makes it look like she literally isn't wearing clothes.

h/t: Bullett Media