This Genius Traded A Kiko Alonso Jersey For A Blowjob At The Bills Game

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We all know how ratchet an NFL tailgate can get on gameday. Fans get rowdy, the strippers show up and, more times than not, a fight or two breaks out.

But what we saw (but mostly heard) at a recent Buffalo Bills game takes the cake.

According to a source from Deadspin, a man who no longer wanted his no. 50 Kiko Alonso jersey was looking to sell it before their game on Sunday. What transgressed is nothing short of remarkable as he ended up getting the quick neck from a frisky female fan that was down for the cause.

A friendly reminder that The #Bills Store has a new shipment of Kiko Alonso jerseys: http://t.co/kLF1gbkmXr — Buffalo Bills (@buffalobills) November 6, 2013

This comes according to the source named Sean:

"I ordered a Kiko Alonso jersey for a friend who decided he didn't want it. So, in order to recoup the money I had already spent, I took it to the Bills game in an attempt to sell it during the tailgate. "My friends and I had been hanging out with the two guys parked next to us at the tailgate, and after a few hours of drinking, one of our new friends decides he's going to sell my jersey for me. A few minutes later he come back, with a young lady, and informs me that he's getting something for the jersey, and that he'll pay me for it. With him, was a young lady who had agreed to fellate him in exchange for the jersey."

Now that's a barter trade if I've ever heard of one. Check out a snap of the exchange below.

Deadspin

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