This Couple Apparently Got Caught Having Sex At The Mets-Indians Game
Major League Baseball in April isn't exactly the most exciting thing in the world, so it makes sense two "fans" might engage in sexual intercourse in the safety of the upper deck, right?
Saturday afternoon, the Cleveland Indians beat the New York Mets 7-5 in what was actually a pretty thrilling game -- but it was nothing compared to the reported off-the-field entertainment, which appeared to take place in the last row at Cleveland's Progressive Field.
Shout out to these two, indeed.
Before anyone gets on stadium security for not breaking this up sooner, I'd like to say if I'm that security guard 20 rows down from the couple, I'm taking as long as possible to get up there in hopes they'll be done before I have to try and kick them out.