12 Sex Workers Reveal The Strangest Things Clients Have Asked Them To Do

Sex workers deserve a lot more credit than they're given.

Think about the worst thing you've had to do at work. Got it in your head? Good. Now, multiply that by 6,000 and add in bodily fluids. That's what sex workers have to go through.

I'm sure the vast majority of their clients are run-of-the-mill, normal people looking for some side boom shakalaka, but there is a percentage of freaks out there who tend to see sex workers as release valves for their kinky sh*t.

A super intense and super cringeworthy Reddit thread popped up with former sex workers sharing the weird stuff they've done for clients in the past. You're going to need a shower and a visit to your local church/synagogue/mosque/Mormon castle after reading this.

Here are some standouts.

1. Honestly, this is a fantastic way to make a buck.

I was a strip club dj for a bit... Had this one odd duck that would come in and pay girls like $200.00 to piss in a glass for him... This happened several times, then once the girl took it to a bouncer and had him pee in it. She took it back to him, he took one sniff and said 'this is a man's urine' Left, and never came back while I worked there. - mudbuttcoffee

2. The doctor is in!

I had a guy lay me out on the table, take my shoes off, get out a set of dental picks and mirrors and electric toothbrush, and do a 'dental exam' on my feet. For an hour. Checking for 'cavities', 'polishing', 'flossing', etc. I was supposed to play the whole thing straight as if it was really my teeth he was examining. Never did his penis come out of his pants. It was actually a totally great time, if a bit bizarre to start. I've got so many more, but that client story is my favorite! - Jitzgrrl

3. I think the second one is now a class you can sign up for at Equinox Fitness.

Former Pro-Domme here. Client wanted me to scald him in a tub until he passed out, revive and repeat for several hours. I said hell no. Client had a fantasy about being forced into a leotard and legwarmers and forced to do jazzercize with my canes as motivation. I did that and it was awesome. - GirlHips

4. "You call that 'stepping on it'?!?! GET YOUR HEEL IN THERE!"

Used to work as a stripper a few years ago. Hands down, the weirdest thing was when a guy in the VIP section bought a few dances and then asked me to step on his dick in my 7 inch stripper heels. At first I was being careful, but then after he assured me that there was no way I could hurt him, I went to town. I even threw in a few combos where I'd step on it and twirl. It was actually pretty fun. Afterwards, he bought my thong for like $50. Really fun night. - anotherglassofwine

5. This one I totally get.

Clean their apartment - they didn't want any more strangers to enter their home. - Roman_nose

6. Hahaha -- WAIT, WHAT?!?! THERE IS A THING THAT REQUIRES YOUR BUTT TO GET PUMPED WITH AIR?!!

Am a camgirl, as the name implies. Only saw this guy once so maybe he didn't like my art skills, who knows. He asked me to draw on crazy eyebrows, like stick straight pointed upwards 'angry' brows so I did. Then I needed a clown scowl. That was enough for the face so then he had me draw fangs on my nipples. Vampire tits haha. And then lastly, a face for my pussy. Complete with eyes, a nose, and mouth. We both had a lot of fun, I could see him and I don't think he was jerking it, just laughing hysterically with me. Wish he'd come back! Recently had a different guy ask me to just fart, like continuously. He didn't know that for fart porn vids the girls literally pump their asses with air. Yeah that wasn't going to happen... - misccamgirl

7. It's like anger therapy, but you get paid to do it.

Guy used to come see me every week and pay me to kick him in the balls. HARD. Repeatedly for 5-10 minutes. And I usually wore boots. He obviously loved it. He would flinch a bit, but usually asked me to kick him harder. I was apprehensive the first few times, but quickly learned that he seriously wanted me to kick him as hard as I could. If I had a stressful week dealing with assh*les I would look forward to him visiting so I could take out some aggression. - BBchick

8. The worst game of hide and seek ever.

I had an escort service a few years ago. One of the clients used to come with a plastic bag and a paper bag. He would get one of the girls to hold the plastic bag while he took a dump in it. Then he'd put it in the paper bag and take it to work. He said he would then hide the bag in various spots around his law firm, waiting for someone to find it and that was his get-off. - DontQuoteThisComedy

9. This sounds kind of nice, TBH.

Former male escort here - Had a larger, 50ish lady ask me to snuggle with her in a rocking chair. Wanted me to suck on her nipples as if I were nursing. She stroked my hair the entire time. It was really really weird and kind of sad. Lasted for about 20 minutes. When we were done, she offered to jerk me off but I told she could do so if she wanted to. She said no, so I got dressed and went on my way. - throwescorts

10. I'm into this. I see the value in this. Elbows are an underrated body part and rubbin' them needs to happen more.

I used to waitress at a strip club. I remember one dude came in and asked girls to let him rub their elbows. - Becool1267

11. The gross profit on this is incredible. Pun 100 percent intended.

Not me and not an escort but I had this cute neighbor girl that worked in a Sex Shop. She had the usual assortment of clients but one guy came is and asked to buy her socks for like $100. I was like did you tell him where to go? Hell no she says I sold them on the spot and went barefoot the rest of the day. That night she went and bought a 20 pack from WalMart and kept them under the counter waiting for him to come back .... which he did several times. - GingerWinkee

12. He just wanted company, OK!?!

A former prostitute once told me that a guy had seven girls in a room facing the wall while he jerked off. - TheBrownGambit

So, make sure to tip these brave souls a little extra next time you use their services.