Men, you are a mystery to us ladies.
I mean, I would say I'm perplexed at your ability to make more money and get higher level jobs than me, but I already know that happens because of years of systematic oppression.
But depressing patriarchy jokes aside, there are little things about that sweet, sweet male livin' women truly don't get. Luckily, there are always men on Reddit more than willing to explain stuff to the women folk.
There are probably about 20 women on Reddit in total, and all of them come together in this thread to ask the questions we have for the other sex.
I've gathered some of the most pressing questions for your convenience.
I'm with this woman. How do men do that shirt pullover thingy? I would like to get in on that.
Seriously, guys, what is going on in that bathroom?
Some of us are really interested in the mechanics of the bathroom process.
This woman wants to know why men seem to have selective blindness when it comes to cleaning.
And this one wants to know why they never pick up on the "not interested" signals.
This lady would like to know why dudes never put their shoes on until the last possible second.
This one wants to know why it's always about sex.
Could we get some answers about all that jock scratching?
And can you explain the melodramatics that come from a bro with a cold?
Y'all have GOT to let us in on this whole controlling-your-emotions thing.
And here we have the proverbial question asked by women of men for centuries.
And by centuries, I mean decades. Stay elusive, men!