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This Woman Engraved A Hilarious Message On Her Husband's Wedding Ring

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This wife isn't f*cking around.

Any Lifetime movie worth its weight in Meredith Baxter cameos has the same pivotal scene about 43 minutes in. It usually takes place in a bar or hotel lobby and always involves a guy on a business trip drinking whiskey with his tie undone and his shirt untucked.

The guy will always look across the room, and he will always see some younger woman who reminds him nothing of his wife at home. He'll look down at his wedding ring, take a second to ponder his options and then will undoubtedly rip it off and go seduce the ever-loving crap out of whatever non-wife he laid his eyes on.

MICHIGAN'S AMANDA TALLMAN ISN'T LETTING THAT SH*T HAPPEN ON HER WATCH.

My best friend's wife had this engraved into his wedding ring.They have an awesome hilarious marriage and this is just a slice of her humor.

Dan Tallman, Amanda's husband, is asking everybody to relax and promises he isn't afraid for his life or anything.

He tells ABC News,

Some people are commenting that she must be insecure or something, but it's quite the opposite. People tell us we have the best marriage they've ever seen... We ordered the ring at the jeweler and she slipped the lady a note and then when the ring came in I saw it for the first time. I just laughed. That's Amanda in nutshell.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA! DEFF NOT AFRAID OF HER CHOPPING OFF HIS HANDS IF THEY EVER TOUCH ANOTHER WOMAN! HAHAHAHHH!

Citations: Man's Sarcastic Wedding Ring Engraving Shows Wife's Humor (ABC News)