Woman Talks To Guys On Tinder Using Only Dashboard Confessional Lyrics (Photos)
Finally! A use for Dashboard Confessional lyrics that doesn't include being forced to listen to them in your neighbor's car on the way to first period!
A Tumblr called “Tinder Confessional” features shots of convos with clueless guys from Tinder whose best efforts are met with nothing but the sweet, gentle ramblings of Chris Carrabba.
This one's a bad boy, and he needs everyone to know. B-A-D [SPACE] B-O-Y!!!
This guy didn't come for enlightenment, but he'll stay for it.
SLOW DOWN, DESPERATE.
So, are you Ron, or…?
This guy is a Tinder poet, too, NBFD.
Ah! A scholar among the rubes! Congratulations, torso, you win Tinder!
If there's one thing this social experiment proves, it's Dashboard Confessional has yet to successfully get anyone laid.