Woman Goes On Insane Text Rant After Guy Turns Her Down For Sex

If there's ever been proof nothing good comes after a "Can I ask you something?" text, it's this.

Following an apparent date that didn't end in a one-night stand, this woman, who clearly wanted that outcome the most, seemingly couldn't help but interrogate her date.

The result was a batsh*t crazy text rant that included all of the crazy. All of it.

This woman clearly thought she was getting lucky that night.

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Of course, it wasn't long 'til she resorted to assuming the guy's gay.

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"THEN IM NOT UNDERSTANDING AN ACTUAL REASON WHY?" Sheesh.

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If this girl isn't crazy, we all know she's at least crazy for the D.

Bullet dodged, my man.

Citations: The Texts This Chick Sent After The Bro She Went On A Date With Wouldn't Bang Her Are F*cking Nuts (BroBible)