If there's ever been proof nothing good comes after a "Can I ask you something?" text, it's this.
Following an apparent date that didn't end in a one-night stand, this woman, who clearly wanted that outcome the most, seemingly couldn't help but interrogate her date.
The result was a batsh*t crazy text rant that included all of the crazy. All of it.
This woman clearly thought she was getting lucky that night.
Of course, it wasn't long 'til she resorted to assuming the guy's gay.
"THEN IM NOT UNDERSTANDING AN ACTUAL REASON WHY?" Sheesh.
If this girl isn't crazy, we all know she's at least crazy for the D.
Bullet dodged, my man.