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Woman Sends The Most Insane Text Rant After Guy Stops Answering Her

It's the classic love story. Two garbage humans meet, infect each other with mutual hatred and part ways in the messiest, most agonizing fashion.

Imgur user ajaxrocky recently posted screenshots of venomous texts from a lady friend he may have intercoursed at some point (yeah… it's only about to get more convoluted, so buckle up).

He claims the two never dated, but considering the minimal scraps of backstory he gave, one can assume the truth lies somewhere between these two charming individuals' accounts.

Fair warning: Before you dive into this festival of pure vitriol, there is a hearty list of things this texter cannot stand, and it may offend some.

The list includes but is likely not limited to…

1. Alex 2. Alex's baby-sh*tting mom 3. poor people 4. uggos 5. low IQs 6. Hispanic people 7. brats 8. social skills 9. boredom 10. fellow women/girls 11. "little American bitches" 12. unreliable dicks 13. school, aka “this sh*thole” 14. “creepy fat sorority chicks” with penchants for casual alcoholism and BJs 15. homework

Now, without further ado, the masterpiece that shall henceforth be known as the "Butthurt Ballet."

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Both of these people sound like they have a lot of growing up to do.

Perhaps when they've had time to mature, they can find each other again and rekindle the flame of their roma — LOL, just playin'. They should never speak to one another ever again.