Pic Of Half-Naked Woman In 'Sex Act' With Playground Dinosaur Goes Viral
A woman with an unquenchable lust for the Jurassic Period has been pictured performing a sex act on a baby dino.
NB: I want to reassure you not all of England is like this -- just the parts with model dinosaurs.
The gross image, taken on the Exmouth Dino Trail in Devon, shows a half-naked woman hovering over a plastic model giving the illusion of Mesozoic cunnilingus.
It's shocked many, including John Thorogood, organizer of the Exmouth Dino Trail. He said,
In fact, the photo has upset so many people, the police are now involved.
An investigation has been launched and officers are trying to identify the woman.
Sergeant Richard Stonecliffe said officers have been "made aware of two pictures that were posted on social media this week which appear to show a woman exposing herself whilst undertaking a distasteful act in public, and exposing herself in a local public house."
The sergeant warned others not to post offensive photos online because you never know if they will go viral. He said,
*Deletes dinosaur dick pic taken in jest at Exmouth Dino Trail two months ago*