When you reflect on the tradition of wedding toasts, it's actually pretty bizarre how publicly these heartfelt, personal, anecdotal exchanges are meant to be shared.
Rachel Winterbottom decided, "F*ck it," and threw out her carefully planned mental note cards for a flawlessly memorized rap. Full disclosure: I only kind of understood it.
While the rap, performed to Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby," was impressive, what's most entertaining was the look of beleaguerment flashing across the groom's face when he realized what was about to happen.
His eyes said,
Relax, groom. The party's only just getting started.