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Girl Caught On Video Giving Guy A Blow Job While Riding Ferris Wheel

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Ah yes, fairgrounds. Oh, how they remind me of candy floss, ferris wheels and... FELLATIO!?

I'm sorry, guys, but our innocence has been shattered into tiny pieces by this couple who were caught indulging in a public blowjob.

The oral took place on a ferris wheel at San Diego County Fair in California. And while we give a tip of the hat to them achieving this major sex goal, we can't help but feel this pair must be punished for stealing the nation's childhood.

Someone caught them in the act the other night. Here's the footage (obviously it's NSFW, unless you work here, where watching this sort of stuff is part of our job):

It looks like the girl had to take off her safety belt to reach his piece.

The video shows her head moving up and down violently on the guy's lap.

Guess from now on we'll have to boycott the big wheel and go straight to the haunted house or that stall with the fishing pole and rubber duck game I never understood.

Families and children couldn't have been far from the fellatio -- just look how close they were to other Ferris wheel chairs:

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We go even closer:

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*Calls 911 and reports assault on innocence.*

On a serious note, there's nothing to suggest the incident was reported to the police.

This guy's endless level of chill is on a par with the Nike enthusiast from earlier in the year:

It happened in Minsk, Belarus, where locals were alerted to the extreme PDA by the unmissable echoes of love-making.

According to Daily Mail, one witness gave this bizarre quote:

This is a famous photo from Sukharevo. I wonder what was left out of sight.

OK.

Citations: Daily Mail, DudeComedy