Uh-oh. Call the heartbreak squad because somebody's been hurt.
Look, I'm not going to lie: All I know about this woman is what's written on her eBay ad for her wedding dress.
But, there's a lot to work with.
It's clear based on the description of the dress this woman's been cheated on. Hard. It seems to be the kind of cheating that leaves a real sour taste in your mouth for years.
You know, the kind of cheating that will poison future relationships because your trust has been violated, manhandled and obliterated. Yeah, the worst kind of cheating.
So naturally, this love-rat victim put her wedding dress up for sale. She's selling it for about $650, which is good apparently.
The ad was posted four days ago with the cautionary description,
Great condition but needs dry cleaning before wearing to get rid of the stench of betrayal.
But despite the wedding gown's obvious curse, it hasn't seemed to put off potential buyers; it's already got one bid for the full asking price.
I'll include "Too Little Too Late" by JoJo because it just feels right, you know?