This Porn Star Honored Veterans By Giving Out Free Blowjobs

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I guarantee whatever you did this Veterans Day to honor our troops didn't come close to what Broadly reports Jenny Jizz did -- unless you gave out a bunch of free beejers to anyone who could prove he served in our nation's armed forces.

If you did that, you and Jenny Jizz had an eerily similar November 11. Spooky.

In honor of the day, the 47-year-old porn star announced she'd be setting up shop in Florida's famed Sausage Castle with the intention of doling free mouth sex to vets who show up, provided they aren't too hairy and smell decent.

Sausage Castle owner Mike Busey -- who VICE points out ranks as Orlando's 51st most famous person (Carrot Top is number 1) -- says this event is about more than just free publicity and blowjobs. It's about giving back and showing appreciation for vets.

Busey told Broadly,

You can pat them on the back and say thank you for your service and stuff, or you can get them drunk and give them a blowjob. They just want to forget about the sh*t they had to do over there.

Busey says he met Ms. Jizz at the Castle's Halloween party last month. Apparently, she literally was just blowin' a bunch of dudes in the middle of the dance floor until she was approached by Busey, who told her,

Hey, you're suckin' dicks for free. Why don't you suck dicks for a noble cause?

Classic Hollywood meet-cute.

Cut to a month later and Jenny was HEADlining at the Castle with an eager audience ready to take advantage of the deal, which reportedly also included free beer and dinner.

Jizz couldn't have been more excited to offer up her services, by the way. She told Broadly,

It's just fun. When it comes to cum, I'm so excited. I think it'll give [the veterans] stress relief and a new sex drive.

Busey has become a weirdly heroic personality among the military community.

The Sausage Castle regularly houses veterans dealing with the transition back to non-military life; vets are also offered priority entrance to Castle events.

Although Busey admits he can't offer them actual health services, he has been known to offer much needed financial assistance to those who ask and, more importantly, a home in this uniquely and unquestioningly accepting environment.

Basically, Mike Busey is doing the government's job, OBAMA.

U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A, indeed.

Citations: This Porn Star Found a Very Special Way to Honor Our Veterans (Maxim)