Couple Has Sex In Uber, Leaves Bloody Tampon In Back Seat
I give a lot of credit to Uber drivers.
Whether they're dealing with drunk customers vomiting out their window after the club, or shamelessly making out in the backseat of their car, they put up with a lot.
However, I give the most credit to one particular Uber driver in Columbia, South Carolina, who recently drove a passionate couple home after a night out on the town.
Let's just say the couple was, um... really, really horny and couldn't wait until they were home to jump each others' bones.
So, one kiss led another another and before they knew it they were bangin' each other in the backseat.
The driver didn't seem to care too much, that is, until he found a "surprise" in the back after he dropped the couple off.
Allow me to give you a play-by-play of the ride.
A camera on the dashboard of the driver's car that was pointed to the backseat filmed the entire ride, starting with the duo walking into the Uber.
They start making out immediately.
Moments later, the girl in the back gets on top of her BF and passionately rides him as they both ride the Uber.
Yup. Still making out.
They even lay down during the ride to find some extra comfort in the backseat during their make out session.
When the Uber arrives, she's back on top and the lights go on.
*cue awkward moment*
As the couple leaves the car, the BF inspects the back seat to make sure they didn't leave anything behind.
Heck, he even checked the trunk to make sure nothing ended up back their during their rolling sex-capade.
Well, it turns out the couple did leave something behind, and the Uber driver found it before pulling away.
When he turned around to inspect the car, the found a used tampon on the backseat.
Before I give you the remainder of the play-by-play, you'll have to read the Uber driver's reaction to the couple.
After posting the video, he penned an angry post. He wrote,
Here ya go. The worst part is what I found in the backseat. Yes I was pissed. No I did not know what they were doing, as I was driving and not paying attention. Yes I contacted Uber about a cleaning fee, but to no avail they denied compensation after constant emails.
They were probably scared of Feminazis spreading bad PR about how Uber doesn't support a lady's monthly flow. Now if people start getting physical I tell them to cut that shit out or they can walk. I'm all for some hand exploration, but the game changes when waded up pieces of toilet paper soaked in blood get left behind on someone's seat.
OK, let's continue.
When the driver finds the bloody tampon, he says "Oh fuck no, dude."
He continues, and mumbles "I fucking found a bloody tampon."
"Kids fucking making out, fucking having sex, I find a bloody fucking tampon."
Well, someone's pissed.
After finding the tampon, the Uber driver drove away and the clip ended.
It looks like the couple DGAF about whether or not the girl had her period, but they probably should have at least thrown the tampon away when they were done.
I suppose it was a memorable drive for both parties involved -- but let's just hope the couple gave their driver a really big tip.