Twitter Made "Hipster Horoscopes" A Thing But We Knew Them Before They Were Cool

Thais Ramos Varela

OK, before we dive into the world of "Hipster Horoscopes" that have recently taken over the internet, please note that I am not making fun of hipsters by any means. I'm simply enlightening you guys -- "hipsters" or not -- with tweets that have recently circulated the web that might resonate with you. So, without further ado, let's check out some hipster horoscopes from Twitter together.

But first, let's look at the meaning of the term "hipster." Although many of you might automatically connect "hipster" with "mustache," "beard," or "vintage store," we should take an unbiased look at the actual definition of the word.

According to Merriam Webster, "hipster" means "a person who is unusually aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns (as in jazz or fashion)." Thanks, Merriam!

Apparently, people on Twitter have taken the word "hipster" into their owns hands and have created horoscopes made specifically for the hip group of people. Whether you relate to them or not, they're funny AF.

Enjoy #HipsterHoroscopes, my friends.

"You will meet your strongly opinionated and pretentious soulmate this morning while sipping your Avolatte."

"It's written on rice paper with ornate calligraphy, wrapped with a hemp ribbon & delivered in an eco friendly basket."

"You will have good luck finding 'vinyl' in old people stores..."

"... It's about the message."

Can't forget about farmer's markets...

... and avocado toast.

You love being retro.


I love millennial pink, beards, green juice, and records... so I hope this horoscope is mine.

"September means a new iPhone."

"They already knew about their horoscope before it was written."

"While in yoga pose meditation today, you will have an epiphany visual of 'What if John Lennon had lived to be President?'"

TBH, I resonate with that one, too.

"Your day may not start great as your skinny jeans will not fit as tight, but you may find love while at the vintage store."

"You will view the day ironically."

After reading these enlightening horoscopes, I'm excited to meet the love of my life while rummaging through a vintage shop with a green kale smoothie at hand.

Hipsters, show no shame. These horoscopes are inspirational AF. Live by them and be proud.