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Twitter Has Awesome Ideas On What Trump University's Mascot Should Be

by Kate Ryan
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Leave it to Twitter to crowdsource some of the best jokes on the Internet.

On Tuesday, it was all about coming up with suitable mascots for Trump University. Because no respectable institution can go without a mascot!

Here are the best responses Twitter has to offer for the trending hashtag, #TrumpUniversityMascot.

Hate-able mascots are the best mascots.

I'm digging the literary vibes of this one.

So, Trump students would be the Little Pricks -- to make things clear.

At least no one will question their size.

Little Fingers. For. The Win.

When you're trying to appeal to Middle America...

Hey, that's catchy!

Nothing boosts morale like foreskins.

I hear he's freelancing now.

It's the mascot you'll always have the urge to step on.

Always a crowd favorite at football games.

This is everything.

And because I just couldn't help myself...