Tinder is like a game of Russian roulette, if the chamber was loaded and instead of bullets it was batsh*t crazy sex demons or people who are just beyond confused.
As weird as sex culture has always been, it's been made somehow weirder with the invention of hook-up apps, and there is no app more for hookups than Tinder.
The Godfather of no-strings-attached, mobile-based sex cruising revolutionized the concept of swiping your finger on a cell phone screen. It's as if Angry Birds grew up in a sheltered religion, got to college and then went BUCK. EFFING. WILD.
Of course, it isn't all slam-dunk-home-run-touchdown interactions when you use Tinder.
In fact, most of the time, Tinder matches lead to either being ignored, talking to spam robots or just having boring conversations with the oddest assortment of people on the face of the planet.
You know those weird bars in “Star Wars” full of awful space creatures who speak different languages and are just all around very shady?
That's Tinder in a nutshell. Sure, you may find another human by chance at one of the bars, but the likelihood of that happening is slim at best.
Reddit users began sharing their Tinder nightmares with each other, and the results were horrifying, literally horrifying. How are all these people the worst people of all time?
This is the worst person of all time.
JK, this is the worst person of all time.
I'm sorry, this person is the worst person of all time.
Nope, I take it back, this is the worst person of all time.
She ruined fro-yo. That makes her the worst person of all time.
It doesn't matter what state he was in, he's still the worst person of all time.
Dating is confusing, especially when it is with the worst person of all time.
You guys swiped on each other? You're the worst people of all time.
This is the worst person of all time, and she's about to give birth to another terrible person.
She's the worst roommate and also the worst person of all time.
OK, she seems eager. I'll give her a pass.
He's the worst person of all time.
She's the worst person of all time.
I'm never going near my cell phone ever again.