Guille Faingold

There's Now A Beauty Contest For Butt Holes, So Trade In Your Dignity For $5K

How much would you have to be paid to allow someone to take a photo of your butt hole, send it to some stranger and have sex toys modeled on it?

Well, I'm a humble man from humble beginnings, so I'd do it for $100. But I'd want a free mug for my submission.

This guy, however, is putting $5,000 on the table for a picture of your behind.

His name is Sloan. He's on the hunt for the world's most perfect brown eye, and will stop at nothing to find it. NOTHING.

The entrepreneur (it feels wrong calling him that) wants to use it as a model for bedroom toys.

Nemanja Glumac

How do I enter?

Take a picture of your butt hole (that's the hardest part).

Make sure it has the words "anus contest" written somewhere in the photo (preferably not on your ass).

Send it in to anuscontest.com.

What do I win?

That's right, first prize gets to take home $5,000 -- and bragging rights, depending on the type of things you like to brag about.

There are runner-up prizes too: $3,000 for second place and $2,000 for third.

There's nothing to lose. Apart from all your dignity.

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Sloan said,

I hope that all Americans will warm up their voting rights in the Anus Contest before hitting the polls to vote in the Presidential Election on November 8. I invite people from all countries of the world, especially those which are not democracies, to experience the unique flavor of our American democratic process by participating in the Anus Contest, which I have constructed to be as much like our Presidential Election as possible. I feel so happy that people of all cultures and of all races and of all religions will come together, even if it is only to vote on the attractiveness of each other's butt holes.

Last year, Sloan launched a competition to find the perfect vagina. And yes, people actually took part.