No One's Ever Had Less Fun At A Theme Park Than This Miserable Guy
Free tickets to a theme park?
SIGN US UP! We've hit the jackpot.
Let's face it, nothing is better than having a day of endless rides, greasy food and boardwalk games at your fingertips -- especially when you get to bring your SO along with you.
It's the perfect romantic getaway, tacos included.
Well, um, this guy begs to differ.
He was given tickets to a theme park from a friend who told him to "have fun" and clearly did not like being given this demand.
He posted his Snapchat screenshots on Reddit, saying,
My buddy couldn't use his theme park tickets so he gave them to me saying 'Have Fun.' I made sure he knows that no one tells me what to do.
To prove a point, he snapped his generous pal multiple updates of the terrible time he was having throughout the day.
Free food? Ew.
Mascots? Psh, no.
Lines are WASTES OF TIME.
Still not having fun.
Worse than the line.
A kitten? Gross.
Even MORE GROSS.
Just some extra baggage.
Make it stop.
Never good enough.
NEVER COMING BACK.
Hopefully, this guy remembers what a terrible time he had at the theme park with his girlfriend and seriously rethinks coming back anytime soon.
PS: Feel free to send the next round of free tickets my way. I LIVE for street tacos.