This State Has More Places To Get Pizza Than Anywhere Else In The Country
Guys, listen! Hey, guys, look! Pay attention! Are you looking? Watch this! Watch this!
This is an impression of someone from West Virginia.
OK, OK, OK. This is a West Virginian on the phone.
This is a West Virginian under the sea.
LOL! OMG! I'M LEGIT PEEING! SO ON POINT!!
They're like, “Oh, look at me! I'm from West Virginia! This is how I ride in a limo!”
AHHHH HAHAHA, DYING!!!
West Virginia has so much damn pizza, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quit their commitment to vigilante heroism to get their BAs in public urination from WVU.
According to Estately, the Mountain State has one pizza-serving establishment for every 1,210 residents.
With a grand total of 1,553 places to get a hot, saucy slice, West Virginia has more pizza than any other state in the country.
Unsurprisingly, West Virginians also Google “pepperoni” more than any other state.
Sure, 8 percent of the pizza places in WV are Little Caesars — aka the Martin Shkreli of pizza — but one chain's tremendous failure cannot take away the overall victory of a state prioritizing pizza over all else.
Congratulations, West Virginia. You truly understand what matters most.