I'M NEVER DRINKING WATER OR MILK OR SODA OR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
A Reddit user allegedly let his OWN MOTHER accidentally drink his semen, and now he's writing about it on the internet.
Yup, put your drink down for this one. You're not gonna want to take another sip after reading this.
The user Blablie12 posted this detailed story in the "Today I Fucked Up" subreddit:
YEAH, TODAY YOU DID FUCK UP.
Me right now:
ALSO ME RIGHT NOW:
It looks like the people of Reddit are having mixed reactions about the whole thing. Some people are grossed out while others think it's the best story they've heard all day.
THIS IS HIS MOTHER, PEOPLE. SHE DRANK HER SON'S SEMEN.
I am not OK.
Today, I learned two very valuable lessons: One, never jack-off into a cup, and two, only drink beverages out of the bottle.
BRB, pouring my coffee out the window.
Citations: TIFU (Reddit), Son Let Mother Drink Semen (Dude Comedy)