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Someone Ranked All The Cereals And It's Tearing The Internet Apart

by Anna Menta

Cereals are the flavors of our childhoods, the breakfasts of youth and the dinners of our college years. Cereal is a big deal, and it should be taken very, very seriously.

So, a lot is riding on this question: How would you rank the sugary goodness of Kellogg's and General Mills?

Tumblr user Erikadprice posted this picture of the classic cereals ranked into "tiers" from good to bad, or God to sh*t.

Now, I'm not trying to tell people how to live their lives or eat their cereals -- except I am because this chart is very, very wrong.

Some of these choices are straight-up BONKERS. I mean, Apple Jacks at the bottom?! Raisin Bran in the middle!?!? SMORZ CEREAL ON TOP!?!?!? Is Smorz even a real cereal!?!? GIRL, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Unsurprisingly, a lot of people disagreed with this ranking, probably because its existence goes against any and all logic.

The people are not about to take this blasphemy lying down.

Seriously, what's up with Frosted Flakes being so low? TONY THE TIGER IS PRACTICALLY MY DAD, YOU JERK.

What have Froot Loops ever done to you to deserve this treatment?

This list is an ACT OF VIOLENCE, I SAY. THIS IS AN ATTACK!

The Internet will not stand for this foolishness. We all will NOT STAND FOR IT.

Also, where the F*CK is Cap'n Crunch?! Are you even a real cereal eater?!

TAKE YOUR TERRIBLE LIST AND LEAVE! LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN!!!

Sorry, I'm getting too worked up over cereal. I need to go eat some Apple Jacks and lie down for a bit.