OMG, where do we even begin to dismantle this goldmine of a video -- the glasses, the catchphrase? There's just too much.
Tell you what, it's only 14 seconds long, so we'll break it down from the top.
Calgary City Council in Alberta, Canada, is finally lifting a 30-year ban on backyard skate ramps. Yeah, it's pretty big news. So much so that CTV News Calgary sent a reporter down to a local skate park to get some reactions from skater dudes and dudettes.
Here's a nice opening shot for live TV.
And a sweet rail from this guy, who we'll meet in a minute.
Here's the reporter waiting for her intro from the studio (you're being so patient and you'll be rewarded with gold in a sec).
LOOK AT THESE...
Absolutely slaying fashion right now. But that's not the best bit. When the reporter asks what he thinks of the new plans, he simply says,
Then signs off with this pose:
So much yes.
He rides off out of camera view and into our dreams.
This dude didn't pick the thug life, the thug life picked him.