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Sea Creatures Photographed By Fisherman Are Nightmare Fuel

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Every time I go to the ocean I feel recharged.

If I was a person who believed in horoscopes, I would say it's because I'm a water sign. I find my strength there.

Then a piece of seaweed touches my foot, I break down crying and avoid the water for three months until I forget the incident and try again.

But maybe I will stay the FUCK away from the ocean after seeing what Roman Fedortsov, a deep sea fisherman in Russia, has been posting on Twitter.

Is Ursula missing a lackey? I think Roman has found it...

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Poor, unfortunate souls who continue to read this...

Ya'll ever wonder what it would be like if your gallbladder escaped into the sea from whence it came, but then also evolved a weird unicorn horn?

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Live the dream, little gallbladder.

That face when you winged the exam because you didn't study and your teacher tells you to pass it back for peer-grading:

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Now, everyone knows you're an idiot.

You can't even escape spiders in the ocean's depth.

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They are always here for you, friend.

YAAAAAS, QUEEN.

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Nature's staple remover:

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MFW you tell me something I already found out by Instagram-stalking you, but I have to look surprised...

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Hell is not other people; Hell is the ocean floor.

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Yo, you ever wonder what shrimp think the Grim Reaper looks like?

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Rodney Dangerfield was reincarnated as a terrifying sea monster.

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No respect.

As if penises needed to look any scarier.

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OK, hear me out. This dude looks scary like this...

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But when you look at him like this, he's kind of cute, right?

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"HEY, YOU GUYS! HAPPY HOUR IS FROM 4 TO 6."

Anyway, these things live on the same planet as you do.

Sweet dreams!

Citations: This Deep Sea Fisherman Posts His Discoveries on Twitter and OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE (Gizmodo)