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This Is How Much Kicking Your Coffee Habit Could Save You Each Month

by Taylor Ortega
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HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RICH BITCH WITH PLACES TO BE AND PEOPLE TO INTIMIDATE???

IF YOU SPEND $80 PER MONTH ON COFFEE, THEN CONGRATU~LATTE~TIONS, YOU'RE A FREAKIN' RICH MILLENNIAL BITCH.

***RICH BITCH***

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According to findings from TD Bank's Consumer Spending Index or whatever, Millennials stop for a quick coffee or a scrumptious donut or a crusty-ass scone (you get it) 11 times per month, racking up almost $80 in monthly coffee (and other to-go food) bills.

***RICH BITCH***

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In their prime, Gen X-ers and Baby Boomers grabbed a quick macchiato to go seven and five times per week, respectively.

You know, like total plebes.

***RICH BITCH***

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The average $67 per week previous generations spent on midday snacks is a bold-faced EMBARRASSMENT and should not be reminisced upon with any sort of romantic nostalgia.

Coffee is a LUXURY.

***RICH BITCH***

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Coffee is an INDULGENCE.

***RICH BITCH***

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Coffee is a SUMPTUOUS, STEAMY BOWL OF BEANS FOR ROYALTY ONLY.

***RICH BITCH***

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***RICH BITCH***

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***RICH BITCH***

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Live it up, rich bitches.

Check out Elite Daily's original video about the guy who is going on coffee dates with his entire list of Facebook friends.

Citations: TD Bank Consumer Spending Index Finds Millennials Enjoy a Life on the Go, Without Breaking the Bank (Media Room)

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