Savage Mom Posts Hilarious Texts From 13-Year-Old Buying Tampons For Her
A mom shared texts that she had with her embarrassed daughter when she was in a drug store buying tampons.
The 13-year-old was in a drug store and having trouble finding the tampon/sanitary product aisle, and she was freaking out.
"THEYRE NOT HERRREEEEEE," she messaged, "EVERYTHING IS HERE EXCEPT WHAT I NEED."
She then said, "THIS STORE ISN'T REAL."
At first, her mother was understanding, ensuring her, "Yes I promise they are. Look near condoms and sex lube," and continuing, "I swear on my life they are there. Look near diapers."
When her daughter finally found the aisle her mother joked, "No big sign reading SUPER PERIOD CENTER?"
The mom explains to her daughter when she asks why the section is not labeled, "Because there is NEVER a sign for that section. Vaginas are SECRET."
The no-longer-timid 13-year-old daughter responds, "VAGINAS ARE MYTHS, WHISPERED QUIETLY IN SECRET AMONG ONLY THE BRAVEST OF MEN, COURAGEOUS ENOUGH TO EVEN MENTION THE NAME."
She then asks, "BUT SERIOUSLY WHY ARE MEN SO AFRAID OF WOMEN AND VAGINAS? DO THEY THINK IF THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR EXISTENCE WE WILL SHOOT OUR ESTROGEN BEAMS OUT OF OUR EYES AT THEM AND DISINTEGRATE THEM WITH EASE?
Probably because she's only 13, but this girl has obviously never listened to any rap music, because the rappers can't seem to stop talking about vaginas.
But I do agree, the tampon aisle can be hard to find sometimes.
Citations: Indy 100