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Salesman Will Forever Regret Texting Guy Who Won't Stop Trolling Him

Spammers.

Their place in society is a step below cat nappers and friends who promise to pay you back for that festival ticket back in 2013 but keep avoiding the conversation (it was $60, Tony! I'm coming for you).

This guy knows what I'm talking about.

He received an unsolicited text from a bloke named Harris.

Harris, apparently from a Fortune 500 company, was trying his best to sell the opportunity to earn $5,000 a month from home.

Whoa, Harris! Sign us up!

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Little did Harris know he picked the wrong guy to troll.

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I can't believe Harris actually responded. What a doucher.

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Haha! Sexy otter for the win.

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Harris, mate, what are you doing? He's had his head in the spamming game for so long he's actually forgotten what it's like to be spammed.

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Poor Harris. Hang in there. It's almost over.

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That sign off is incredible.

This is how it's done. Taking down one spammer at a time with reverse trolling. It's beautiful.