People Are Sharing The Hilarious Reasons They've Defriended People

by Julian Sonny

We've all unfriended someone on social media before because of that one little thing he or she does that you absolutely cannot f*ck with.

If so, you're definitely not alone, and the hashtag #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends is for your petty ass.

Nobody has time for any bullsh*t these days, and we live in a world where you can shut out the f*ckery with the simple click of a button. Still, these aren't real reasons you should unfriend someone.

If you really don't f*ck with a certain person, just go up to him or her and say it to his or her face. Now that sh*t is therapeutic.

The pronunciation of GIF is one of the most crucial of all.

You pronounce it 'Jif' #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends — TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) December 7, 2015

OK, but that's real.

Because you always forgot your wallet.#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends — Adv.W(a)izArd (@Wizard20April) December 7, 2015

That's that sh*t I don't like!

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends you act different when you get around other people . — semajdiamond❤️ (@Semajdiamond) December 7, 2015

Damn, how you get so clever?

You've got two faces so I can't decide which one to talk to #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends — Ruzaika (@RuzaikaDeen14) December 7, 2015

I'm sure there's a lot of you out there who feel the same.

You kept sending me Candy Crush requests #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends — Bilquis Rayeen (@BilquisRayeen) December 7, 2015

This could be the deal breaker sometimes.

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends you have an android — All iPhone (@iPhoneTeam) December 7, 2015

Somebody keep an eye on this guy.

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends i hate everyone — Alan. (@winkyoakley) December 7, 2015


You are basically not ma type #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends — ptahwyce (@ptahwyce) December 7, 2015

Makes hella sense.

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends You are not food — Helena (@fueledbybullets) December 7, 2015

Aka, you a thot.

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends because your heels are higher than your standards — Angie (@ThinkOutsideTB) December 7, 2015

Lol, mad annoying.

You keep saying 'Irregardless' #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends — Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) December 7, 2015

Who raised you?

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends You eat pizza with a knife and fork — Daniel Ashley (@DanielAshley13) December 7, 2015

Other people's fries over everything, though.

You steal fries off my plate. #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends — Haadeashka. (@HaadeaP) December 7, 2015

It's called cozy, fam.

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends you wear this to town — MorrisKenya (@MorrisKenya) December 7, 2015

Impossible in 2015.

You can't mind your own business #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends — Hashtag Prophet (@YahBoiSelfie) December 7, 2015

It's almost as bad as getting your joke stolen in class.

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends you steal my tweets and get more retweets — kay goudians (@goudiansmall) December 7, 2015

And you somehow still really ain't sh*t...

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends You tweet nothing but inspirational tweets. — Sean O Farrell (@sofarrsogud) December 7, 2015

But you keep playin'!

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends you keep calling the cops! — dorelita (@doreli12) December 7, 2015

U mad.

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends your opinions and your face don't match.. — B ʟ a ҡ ɛ s ™ (@kilunda_) December 7, 2015

Why can't we all just be like these shark homies?

#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends There, there. I'm just kidding. Of course, we're friends. — Cal Ripfin (@CalRipfin) December 7, 2015