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Porn Stars Reveal The Most Bizarre Objects They've Ever Had Sex With

Cool. That's *gags a little before swallowing puke* great to hear. Glad you're enjoying your jobs.

If you ever wondered whether or not you can shove a banana in a woman's vagina (ONLY WITH HER FULL CONSENT AND PERMISSION BEFOREHAND, you creeps) and still eat it after, the answer is no  -- unless you like mushed bananas.

That being said, if you do, in fact, love mushed bananas, this is probably one of the most discreet ways you can mush a banana. Use that information however you want.

I know this because in the above video there is a woman named Amarna who is essentially a human Magic Bullet because, one time, she had her genitals treat an innocent banana like a trash compactor.

RIP, that one banana.

The other major highlight from this video is this beautiful scene painted by Sasha Heart:

*INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE* Sasha Heart is about to get examined by a doctor. She patiently waits, sitting while sh*tting weight from one of her butt cheeks to the other.

Doctor: So, what'd you do to your butt?

Sasha: I was f*cking myself. In the butt. In my mom's house, and ummm, I didn't put enough lube, and it was really big.

Mama Heart: OH YEAH! AND THEN YOU CAME RUNNING OUT, AND YOU RIPPED YOUR BUTT! TELL HIM! TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID!

Doctor: You're going to need to drop your pants.

Doctor looks at Sasha's bleeding butthole covered in open wounds and cucumber residue. 

Doctor: OH MY GOOODNESS!

All in all, this may be my favorite video on the Web.