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Porn Stars Reveal Where They See Themselves In 10 Years

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Yeah, but what are porn stars going to when they get to  – *gasp* – over 30?

Porn, professional sports and Snapchat stardom are the three industries where you age in dog years after your 18th birthday. I know that's a harsh thing to say, and I really am sorry to all you aspiring 31-year-old Snapchat stars. But it's the truth.

These aren't old people's games. These are industries meant to be dominated by the super young, super hot physical specimens who look like they were created either in a lab beaker or Kris Jenner's womb.

Parody porn kings, Wood Rocket, decided to ask a few of the industry's top talent where they see themselves 10 years in the future. Their answers are kind of surprising.

Most of them have pretty down-to-earth goals, and seem to want to get out of the industry before 2026 hits. A lot of them want to have families or get into production or directing. One girl even wants to be a veterinarian.

It's heartwarming (and a little relieving) to hear that they have plans for after. That's honestly more than I can say for literally anyone who has the words "Vine star" on his or her resume.

Citations: Porn Stars Predict What They Will Be Doing in 10 Years (Complex)