Porn Stars Reveal Their Horror Stories From Set, And It's Terrifying (Video)

NONONONONONONNONO. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW THE PORN HOT DOG IS BEING MADE. NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

Listen, if you're watching porn you KNOW things are probably not as glamorous as they seem.

There is kind of an unspoken contract between the viewer and director that says we both know this is an altered reality we are about to be exposed to, and that's fine.

I mean, let's be honest.

When is the last time you had hot, hot, super hot, sexy sex with a pizza delivery girl? Hell, when was the last time you even had a pizza delivery girl?

You don't watch porn for authenticity; you watch porn because it's 11:30 on a Tuesday night and nobody is home.

We know a lot of work goes into fabricating these scenes, and just like with any workplace, we know there are workplace accidents.

The issue is, porn workplace accidents are THE MOST AWFUL because -- just like porta potty rental centers and proctology clinics -- it almost always involves butts and stuff that comes from butts.

EW. NEVER.