Ordering a pizza that the whole fam can agree on is no easy task. There's always one assh*le who ironically loves anchovies and a sociopath who has to have tomatoes on their slice (like, hello, there are already tomatoes in the sauce, ya idiot).
No matter what, you end up with a pie half-covered in olives that'll sit in the fridge for weeks.
While Americans are often divided over the dumbest issues, there are still a few things we can, for the most part, all agree to hate and to love.
According to a new Harris poll of 2,193 adults from across the US, pizza toppings are one topic that should no longer incite controversy.
Just stick to these classic favorites to avoid a dinnertime civil war:
And stay away from these least-liked toppings if you know what's good for you:
Uh, okay, so it appears we may have a love-hate relationship with mushrooms. But that's alright! Just load up on pepperoni; stay far, far away from anchovies, and you should be in the clear.
And in case you're wondering which crusts US adults prefer, here's a handy graph to explain it.
Head over to BroBible for a complete roundup of all the pizza-related findings.