Bagel Pigeon is your Patronus.
Syria blah blah blah. Planned Parenthood blah blah blah. Trump blah blah blah. Climate change blah blah blah.
EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR ONE GODDAMN SECOND AND LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN PIGEON WEARING A GODDAMN BAGEL.
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THAT IS A PIGEON WEARING ITS FAVORITE FOOD* AS CLOTHING. Nothing else matters as long as bagel pigeon is on your computer screen, confident AF and looking hella fine in the process.
Let Bagel Pigeon be an example for you as you go through life. Bagel Pigeon knows what society wants and expects: Pigeons should eat their food and not wear it as trendy necklaces.
Bagel Pigeon knows what society wants, but it does not care. Neither should you.
Wear Uggs in the summer, get that Masters of Fine Arts in Vine studies and be proud of thinking "Tokyo Drift" was the best of "The Fast and the Furious" movies.
*Of course, bagels are pigeons' favorite food. It's science. Read a book.