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How To Give The Perfect Handjob, According To Porn Stars

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Handjobs: the Toyota Camrys of the sex world.

Sure, they're not pretty, and you're not going to brag about owning a Camry. But you know what? They get the dang job done and they're the most reliable cars on the market. You needa go somewhere? Boom, Camry is there, and I guarantee it will get you to your destination.

Handjobs are just like that. They aren't pretty, and you'd never show up to work the day after bragging about how you totally got handjob'd the night before. But, you know what? They're efficient as hell and, sometimes, the best option for a given situation.

We all know how to give handjobs, but very few of us know how to give one well. Think about it. It's a lot of friction and movement for a dominant part of your body to be in contact with the most sensitive part of your south side.

Just like taking the SATs or picking a good name for a baby, giving a handjob requires some studying and taking into account national trends.

Thankfully, Wood Rocket has staffed some sexperts to show you the dos and don'ts of giving an old fashion.

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