People Are Sharing Their Stoner Confessions, And They're Hilarious

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ARE YOU SUPER HIGH RIGHT NOW? GOOD, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU.

Yeah... Over here. Right here... No, not over there. Just come here... SIT DOWN.

When Twitter account Hashtag Shenanigans asked followers to tweet their most shameful smoker secrets with #MyStonerConfession, the results were (forgive me) DOPE.

He's makin' a spliff / he's smokin' it twice / gonna find out / whose snacks are the best / Santa Claus is burning one down.

Shh shh shh...shut up.

"The rest of the time I want to set myself on fire due to boredom."

This gas does NOT work. This gas is broken AF.

You can never be too careful.

"Mostly because I can't work my oven, but I want to bake."

Aren't we all, though?

Say what you FEEL, cat!

That took a turn.

I've done things at truck stops that I'm not proud of. Unspeakable things...don't look at me #MyStonerConfession — Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) November 4, 2015

Someone should probably go check on Mr. Brightside. This game is over.