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10 People Reveal The Insanely Illegal Things They've Gotten Away With

Oh, so y'all wanna be badasses? Everyone wanna pretend consequences don't exist? Crime and punishment go hand in hand for a reason, but y'all wanna act invincible?

FINE, GO AHEAD, BUT YOU'RE NOT WALKING BACK INTO THIS HOUSE AFTER THE SH*T HITS THE FAN AND LAW ENFORCEMENT IS BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECKS AND EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN SH*T BECAUSE THE FAN WAS A 6-FOOT AXIAL FLOW UNIT.

Redditor why20not10 asked fellow users, "What illegal thing did you get away with," only to unveil the hotbed of criminal chaos that exists in plain sight and has for decades, maybe even centuries.

YOU CAN GO LIVE WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS IF YOU WANT TO PULL THAT AMATEUR SAVAGERY.

THERE WILL BE NONE OF THE FOLLOWING AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER THIS ROOF:

1. Casual wage theft

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2. The bougie-est fraud

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3. A little juvenile hacking

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4. Spontaneous egg-quipment larceny

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5. A Robin Hood robbery

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6. One quick plain-sight heist

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7. Some semi-responsible squatting

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8. Low-key banana burglary

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9. A sh*tty scheme

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10. A straight-up beautiful crime that no one cares to verify the validity of because we all want to believe it so, so, so badly

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Though I can appreciate the mastery of some of the plots above, I HAVE MY EYE ON EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.