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10 People Explain Why They Like To Have Sex On The First Date

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GREAT NEWS, SEX FIENDS. IT'S FRIDAY!

The single among us are ready to head out for weekends of non-judgmental day drinking and, possibly, first dates.

Everyone seems to have an opinion regarding which precise moment it's appropriate to furiously hump up on a new partner, but for many, the thrill of a first date brings with it the thrill of having sex with someone new for the first time.

Anonymous first-date-sex enthusiasts shared their rationales on Whisper for your edification, you lucky turds, you.

Time is precious, and condoms are cheap.

F*ck the patriarchy. Literally.

Thank you, (never) come again!

The way to a woman's heart is through her stomach vag.

Catch that fish, and toss it right back in the ocean. #NoRegrets

FORGET MINI GOLF. LET'S JUST DO IT ON THIS TINY WINDMILL.

When I die, please engrave “Full Disclosure” on my tombstone.

Talking about the weather < listing siblings < boning all night long.

In all seriousness, though, please bring an updated resume.

JUST DO IT.

First-date sex is no different from sex on a third, fifth or 10th date. It depends entirely on each individual's level of comfort and sense of adventure.

As long as everyone stays sexually responsible (need I repeat how cheap/occasionally free condoms are?) and respects his or her partner, there's no shame in a little first-date trip to the boneyard.

For more sex confessions, check out Whisper.