"Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?"
I'd imagine that is exactly what this random guy asked himself when he decided it'd be a smart idea to climb atop a city bus in Los Angeles on Thursday.
While that alone already seems completely insane, the craziest part about the strange sight was that the man was completely naked.
The obscure news began trending on Twitter. The "moments" description reads,
For a fleeting moment, a completely nude man rode atop a city bus in West Hollywood, before being apprehended by police.
Hey, West Hollywood, you might want to test the water over there. I mean, really...
The description continues,
A Metro official told reporter Laura J. Nelson 'this is a first for me' in his 32-year career.
Yeah, same here, Laura.
In my 20-plus years of existence on our wonderful planet, I've never been scarred by the sight of a naked, bus-surfing maniac before... But I guess there's a first time for everything, right?
Law enforcement responded to a man in the West Hollywood area of Los Angeles after he was reported to be naked while standing on top of a city bus.
Naturally, Twitter couldn't get enough of the strange spectacle.
People whipped their phones out just to Snapchat it. Hey, it's not everyday that you see something as wacky AF as this.
Eventually, the speculation began about WHY this guy might have decided to pull stunt like this.
Was he a struggling actor?
Does he just hate walking (and clothes) like everyone else in Los Angeles?
Out of all of these, this makes the most sense...
All jokes aside, don't take your clothes off and climb on top of a city bus. All that will happen is you'll get arrested, you'll start trending on Twitter, and you'll probably disappoint your once-proud parents.
You've been warned!