These Savage Monkeys Casually Decided To Have Sex On This Family's Car

I'm not sure about you, but when I think of monkeys, a bunch of furry creatures who are too smart for their own good and give zero fucks come to mind.

A couple of horny primates that just went viral for having sex on an family's car are the latest proof.

These savage monkeys COULD LITERALLY NOT wait to get back to their humble abode in the wild for some romping time in private.

Instead, they chose the hood of an innocent family's car to casually put their sex life on full display during a safari tour.

The end result? A cringe-worthy viral video, of course!

Twitter user CharlWhelan originally posted the intimate encounter for the world to see.

In less than 24 hours, the tweet racked up over 28,000 retweets and 36,000 likes.

It's safe to say savage monkey sex is the latest viral offering. Thanks, social media.

I mean, what would our boring lives be without a sight this brutal?!

Speaking of brutal, did you hear that mom screaming in the video? You would think these monkeys were messing around in the actual backseat or something.

But hey, I can't say I blame her. It isn't every day a couple of kinky monkeys choose you to shoot their sex tape.

...MY EYES!

Citations: Monkey Lays Pipe; Selfish Humans Ruin it (Barstool Sports)