Remember when your mom or dad finally sat down to give you "the talk?"
Well, I guarantee you the lecture they gave you about sex was NOWHERE near as graphic as this mom's attempt at the birds and the bees talk.
Let's start off with the fact that rather than using the birds and the bees as placeholders for two sexually aroused human beings, she used a butterknife and a lemon instead.
According to BuzzFeed, an 18-year-old Twitter user named Jasmyne learned the hard way when her mom Charlene gave her "the talk" in a rather unusual way. Jasmyne told BuzzFeed that the talk "scarred" her for life. So what did she do? She uploaded the entire chat to Twitter for the world to see -- and it's fucking hilarious.
I already knew where it was going so I decided to record.
The informative mom imagines that the butterknife is the boy and the lemon is the girl. Both of them go to "the movies" where the knife tries to make-out with the lemon. Before you know it, POP goes the cherry. A little graphic, huh? I think so, too. But it made for some pretty hilarious viral content, that's for sure.
Let's just say when mom was done with her sex lecture, this was the priceless look on Jasmyne's 15-year-old cousin's face...
So far, the original tweet has racked up over 42,000 retweets and 52,000 likes. Here are a few reactions from the crowd.
Charlene's sex talk was so hilarious, people couldn't avoid typos while expressing themselves.
A few Twitter users actually found the advice quite useful.
Despite some backlash from the Twitter community, most people recognized the point Jasmyne's mom was trying to make.
I think most people will agree that the most graphic part of the video is when the lemon juice gets everywhere. Yikes.
Hey, if you're looking for an easy way to give your kids "the talk" in the near future, just bookmark this video.
And the best mom ever award goes to... Charlene!
Check out the hilarious video above -- you might just learn a thing or two.