Ella Jane Brookbanks gave birth to a tiny human, and sadly it's grown into an angsty teenager.
The worst part? He's only 14, so she can expect at least five more years of his terrible ways.
Until then, mom is doing her best to fob him off to a different home where he can flourish into a young gentleman, get a good job and eventually pay for her to go away on a surprise African safari vacation.
She said in a Facebook post,
Qualities include door slamming, wearing battered looking trainers in the house, spending more time on his hair than his showers, mood swings, not having the energy to hoover his room but having the energy to skateboard.
But Ella warned of the downfalls,
He is sold with only 1 complete outfit because he just doesn't agree with wearing anything else other than the torn & ripped skinny jeans & a green battered top from H&M but he does come with gel for ever changing hairstyles & 2 alternating skate boards for 'happy play days at multistory.'
She rounded off the ad by disclosing he's unpredictable when it comes to social situations but "a soft grunt now covers most basic conversations -- followed by the dreaded eye roll."
No takers here, Ella.