Mom Brutally Trolls 14-Year-Old Son By Selling Him In Detailed Facebook Ad
Ella Jane Brookbanks gave birth to a tiny human, and sadly it's grown into an angsty teenager.
The worst part? He's only 14, so she can expect at least five more years of his terrible ways.
Until then, mom is doing her best to fob him off to a different home where he can flourish into a young gentleman, get a good job and eventually pay for her to go away on a surprise African safari vacation.
She said in a Facebook post,
But Ella warned of the downfalls,
She rounded off the ad by disclosing he's unpredictable when it comes to social situations but "a soft grunt now covers most basic conversations -- followed by the dreaded eye roll."
No takers here, Ella.