Mom Packed Her Daughter A Vodka Drink Instead Of Juice
Maybe I would have had a few more friends in school growing up had this mom packed my lunch.
A woman in Queensland, Australia posted on Facebook she accidentally packed a pouch of raspberry sorbet-flavored vodka in her 5-year-old daughter's lunch because it looked like her "frozen juice pouch."
This is disgusting.
Vodka should not come in flavors.
The post read,
EPIC lunchbox fail when you tell your five-year-old Preppie to put a frozen juice pouch in her lunchbox and you forget the other pouches in your freezer.
Of course, the mother did receive a phone call from the school. It's my experience that the kid would have had brought enough in to share.
According to Kidspot, they weren't too concerned about the vodka in a child's lunchpail. This sort of thing happens all the time, I suppose.
The mother said,
They were very good about it lol. I made light of it (it was obviously innocent on my daughter's behalf). I apologized for not sending enough for the teachers and they just laughed, thankfully.
These mistakes totally happen. I have friends and family who work in school districts, and they have plenty of stories.
Of course, saying your mom "accidentally" packed some booze is a lot harder when you become a teenager.
Pretty cool mom, right? Sure, it was a very, very alcoholic Four Loko, but what kind of mom lets her kids have energy drinks!?
Actually... I think my mom was more cool with me occasionally boozing it up throughout the woods of my hometown. She was very concerned about heart palpitations from energy drinks.
As a 5-year-old, I would have enjoyed a chilled vodka beverage during my snack time. It certainly would have made playing house with Brittany a lot easier. I come home to the plastic house after a long day of laying Lincoln Logs, and all she could do was nag.