There's a fine line between looking jazzed up and looking jizzed up -- and Hood By Air just crossed it.
During their New York Fashion Week show, models were drenched in what appeared to be a sticky, gloopy white substance that resembled semen, and we can't look away.
This is the #HoodByAir march. #NYFW pic.twitter.com/s9fMiqahLu — NYFW (@nyfw) September 11, 2016
Don't let your mind sink too far into the gutter, though.
The white goo that's uncomfortably smeared across the models' faces is actually meant to resemble Vaseline.
Ha! Obviously, right?
According to The Cut, artists behind the look described the beauty inspiration as "mischievous children who got into households accidents, like getting into Vaseline."
To make matters weirder, the models apparently walked the runway to the sound of "gurgling, gagging and spitting noises."
Did we mention Hood By Air collaborated with PornHub for the show? Because they did. And now we're connecting the dots.
First look at #HoodByAir: slick faces and strands. #NYFW pic.twitter.com/ROxC7Hgi4M — NYFW (@nyfw) September 11, 2016
In case you're wondering what was used to create the gooey "Vaseline" look -- which, I know you are -- makeup artist Inge Grognard mixed MAC cosmetic products with theater makeup.
Hair stylist Amy Farid used Bumble and Bumble Curl Anti-Humidity Gel-Oil for the slimy locks.
Welp, there you have it. These models looked pretty mischievous, all right, but definitely not in a childish way.
