13 Men Reveal What It's Like To Take Someone's Virginity

We all have a first time. It's a numbers thing.

Unless you live your life as a celibate monk, lose your genitals in a horrible steel factory accident or literally just die before prom night, you will have an awkward first-time sexperience in your life.

It's meant to be bad, like going to the dentist or kale. You're not supposed to enjoy doing it. You have to live through the rainy days in order to enjoy the sunny ones, right?

A bunch of Reddit guys who claim to have had sex before got together to share some war stories from taking a women's virginities.

It gets weird.

1. This is romantic.

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2. Worst episode of "How I Met Your Mother" ever.

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3. We have Shakespeare over here!

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4. Awwwwwkwardddddddddd.

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5. "It was fine" is honestly the best you can hope for in this situation.

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6. That lying sex fiend!

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7. "First time having sex" has a horrible Yelp rating.

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8. This is sweet.

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9. Yeah! This obviously great guy deserves better!

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10. This guy is the Christopher Columbus of vaginas.

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11. Three years later, and I'm sure it's slightly less awkward now.

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12. ...It probably wasn't as positive as you remember it.

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13. My heart goes out to this guy who "couldn't jackhammer" this sweet lady.

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