I feel for this guy. He put his heart on the line for a girl he's fancied at work for a long time — only to have it toyed with.
But to be fair, it's his own stupid fault because Shane was accidentally messaging a different girl on Facebook with the same name.
What a chump. This was his opening line:
He loses instant points for spelling "work" like "werk."
This girl had no idea who Shane was, but accepted his request anyway and had some fun winding him up.
Obviously, she goes straight in with the McPuns:
Hahaha, "McThuggit." Surely by this point, Shane's catching on that he's the laughing stock of the McDonald's world right now.
This girl is serving up some serious Maccy D knowledge, and Shane is loving every minute of it.
Here's the exact moment Shane's heart shattered into a thousand pieces.
Cruel. Hilarious. But cruel.
RIP, Shane's office romance.